Michael McEvil launches new organisation

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Monday September 21, 2009 10:45

by hell correspondent

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In his first political foray since the 2007 general election, Mr Michael McEvil, former attorney general and the man who is credited with destroying the Progressive Democrat Party, entered the debate on the Lisbon Treaty by launching a new organisation- Evil People for Lisbon.

In a statement, Mr McHorrible, who had returned from hell for the occasion, claimed that the debate on Lisbon needed to be nuanced and not a “phony Punch and Judy show” between the two sides. A section of the population is being excluded from the debate, he said, the evil people.

"There needs to be a space for truly evil people, the racists, fascists, and those who have always rejected workers' rights, peace, and disarmament as genuine goals."

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“There is nobody to represent the great majority of evil people” he said, "and political debate had not kept up", he said.

The former minister for evil declined to say, despite repeated questions, whether or not he was returning to political life. “I’m not talking about my hateful future. I came here in a personal capacity to talk about Europe as an evil person”. He was seeking “a real debate on Europe, and not a debate on other issues which are of far less interest to the Irish people, like the actual content of the treaty”.

Addressing a “Evil People for Lisbon” meeting in the Shelbourne Hotel, Mr McBastard, a senior counsel, said the debate on Lisbon had been ill-served because it had been dominated by people who were not him.

Mr McScumbag said he did not come to the issue “either as a Eurofederalist or as a Eurosceptic, but as a genuinely evil person”.

McNasty reminded the meeting that his last foray into referendums was the one to deny citizenship to children born in Ireland. "That was a really evil referendum, with long lasting evil effects". Hopefully Lisbon will be as bad for the country as that one, he shouted.

The pro Lisbon media promised to give massive publicity to his whimsical statements, while denying information on the actual content of the treaty to the voters.