Ulster Councillor says Hurricane Katrina was God's "Anti Gay Punishment"

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Friday November 18, 2005 11:02

by gentle jesus meek and mild

Ballymena DUP councillor Maurice Mills has said that the Hurricane Katrina (which caused homelessness for millions, devasted three US gulf states, killed around 1,300 people and left an estimated clean up / rebuilding bill of 125billion$)

was an Act of God to punish Homosexuals. He is currently advising people on how to avoid such tropical storms.

"The recent Hurricane Katrina descended on New Orleans and took many people suddenly into eternity," Mr Mills said.

"However, the media failed to report that the hurricane occurred just two days prior to the annual homosexual event called the Southern Decadence Festival which the previous year had attracted an estimated 125,000 people."

"Surely this is a warning to nations where such wickedness is increasingly promoted and practised."

Mr Mills though is not worried that God will smote him so. (He's got immunity)

""Christ alone died for my sins on Calvary's cross and my personal faith exercised in his finished work upon that cross and by the cleansing of his precious blood I have the assurance of sins forgiven and peace with God."
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If you'd like immunity from Tropical Storms and Hurricanes contact the DUP or affiliate organisations for details on how you can ensure your own "personal Dead Jesus storm cover".

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http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=669780

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Today's talks with the Irish Republic were "forthright" - Paisley.

by pinstripe

Fri Nov 18, 2005 18:43

now thats an ulster scots words if ever there was one. How exactly would you translate "forthright" into any other language (southern hiberno-english included) {gaeilge m.é.d.t.é.} ?
Go on!!!! admit it, you'd change "forthright" into something else, and thus lose the subtle meaning and nuance. (Quite something a subtle Paisley) That's because most of us don't really know what "forthright" means. Perhaps why we don't use the word. Answers on a postcard...

hell is better

by Seamus

Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:30

well if dead jesus is going to love DUP godshites, then I for one am opting for hell when I die, bad enough having these sickos on my island let alone having to spend eternity with them, ughhhhhh, Id rather fry.....

advice to Bertie..,

by mary mary quite contrary.

Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:46

Bertie, today you get to talk to the DUP. They're coming to Dublin. Now you're best not talking about the weather, reducing emissions, global warming or stuff like that.

Because as we all know its colder up north, and it rains more.

GOD ALONE KNOWS WHY.

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Ulster Councillor says Hurricane Katrina was God's "Anti Gay Punishment"

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