Election 2007

national | politics / elections | opinion/analysis Sunday April 29, 2007 16:49 by Poodle

I would appreciate the sarcasm if I were you

The best speech in the house of eunuchs, otherwise known as the Dail
was that given by Joe Higgins who alluded to the Poodles pissing against the
lamp-posts in Dublin 6W upon which Minister Mc Dowell was hanging his
posters.

So we are into another election. therefore we can rest and enjoy the party.
it is the only time when the TD's get down and dirty with the voters to justify
a few more years lining the pockets and briefcases of their nearest and dearest.

Pissing Poodles

The Government collapsed on June the second of last year and what an unprincpled
crowd of ne'er do wells who abused the mandate they were.

First Prize to Enda Kenny- He was undemocratically elected to the head of FG,
he has not impeded one of Minister's Mc Dowell's pieces of legislation through
the Dail in the last Three years.

Second Prize to Bertie Ahern who spent more time outside Kildare street than inside
Dail Eireann. Spent a fortune on his 1916 fetish and ignored the Privatisation policies
of the PD's who have through Health and Justice brought Thatcherism to Ireland and
of course let us all know that their greasy pals will make money out of you(alive or
dead).

Third Prize to Mickey Mc Dowell;- Who nearly got away with a coup d'etat last year
and has proven that with 1-3% of the National vote you can be corrupt and rule the
world. he will not be missed. He better not get back in.

Pat Rabbitte does not count- he mentioned 'National health service' last week.
Took him long enough to realise that people do not want universal insurance
and private care.

And these are the last words on the hay -ride of baby kissing, cock sucking,
plagiarism and unprincipled thievery I will write about this shite.

Vote if you must but whomever leads needs a strong left to keep the shaggers
in line for a few years until the Rainbow nose dives or people get sick of the lies
and liars that habitate without principal- the hallowed corridors of power.

Many people fought for the right to a vote.