Do you love us Mister Bush?

by - Fri Jan 07, 2005 22:00

Quaid-i-Azam, Muhammad Ali Jinnah died on the 11th of September 1948.
He had previously broken with Ghandi to found Pakistan. Ghandi who is cast in metals various in Bloomsberry square lengthening his thread, enjoyed reading James Joyce's record of a 101 years ago "bloomsday".

oh well, to hell to hell.

We've changed or mind.
It's not 23/1/05
or 1/23/05 in your speak.

it's the eleventh of the first month MMV.
1.5% of your wealth to reconstruction of S.E. Asia.
b.t.w. the one billionth third millionth little baby managed to get born in your "new expanding market" yesterday, and will grow up to be a migrant nomad.
(the emeperor of China told me so)

11/1/05
or else...

by harry potter - "can you pronounce my name?" Fri Jan 07, 2005 21:24

we blindfolded Jan Smuts on the first of May.
and reclaimed the streets and planted a garden the seeds of which are now blooming globally.

Jan Smuts died as you no doubt know "being super intelligent" on the 11th of September 1950
911 in your double-speak.

His statue to this day stands on that square,
with his hands bound behind his back in bronze,
flanked by Abraham Lincoln, Prime Minister Disraeli and Prime Minister Churchill amongst others beyond your mere material understanding...

"who keep an eye on him."

Now let us get to the point "yet again".

You owe us (humanity) "a lot of money" or "capital" depending on how you want to term it, the Talmud terms assets in 3 classes for the hebrews amongst you.

The Big Thing is -
"you didn't earn your keep".

Now for security reasons, we aren't giving the details of those of you who died in the last few weeks away to the press, because the cat burglars would be in through the windows and shame would be upon us.

1.5% of your renumeration is required by the 23rd day of this month (you like 23) or else...

you're going to Hell.

¿simple wasn't it?

you silly little monkey materialists.
it's where you were going all along.

= {I'm back}

by yawn yawn - yawning gap. "no whooshie for you" Fri Jan 07, 2005 16:03

if you live in the USA you can get 3 free issues of Fortune magazine sent obligation free to your house (or one of your homes).
And for the special bumper price of 4.95$ you can instantly access to the Fortune 500 list and the Fortune 1000 list with all the bits of data or "factoids" as they're known on the really big corporations, whose CEOs meet every year under the banner "world leaders".

But they are *not* world leaders.

The world leaders are ( in no particular order) -

President Bush
PM Blair
President Chirac
President Putin
President Zemin.
and Prezzie ZP.
& the Taoiseach. (= how ya doin Bertie;-)
& the Pope (great man).

interesting factoid :
the combined salaries of the eight world leaders is less than the CEOs of the top 100 US based corporations. Who if Kofi Anan is to be believed have yet to contribute 1.5% of their yearly income to relief efforts.

another interesting factoid :
you all watch too much TV.

"all together now"
"shame the devil"

by John Bosley Fri Jan 07, 2005 15:04

Saying "the average CEO of a major company received $9.2 million in total compensation" is largely meaningless. What is a "major" corporation? More context is needed. Perhaps for the purposes of the study a "major company" was defined as "one whose CEO earns an average of 9.2 million dollars."

by george Bush "junior" Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:12

to the assembled richest CEOs of the USA.

by ;-) Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:09

sorry about the sloppy spelling, I'm ignorant, which is why I'm in the bottom 10% of earners.

the missing letters (you figure out where to put them) above were -
A,(e=€),(s=$)+BE(have)

The very richest claim there are too many people on the planet and their human resources being so streamlined only require a few hundred million workers. Which is why they get no where near any of the monkey's whooshies.

by o brien 2005 - 1984 = 21 - "you're getting the key to the door" Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:03

1% of Chief Executive Officers are rewarded annually with more than 10,000,000$
very year, shareholders and America’s workers learn of new jaw-dropping executive compensation packages that seemingly defy rational explanation. In 2003, the average CEO of a major company received $9.2 million in total compensation, according to The New York Times.

Whereas the President of the USA received 600,000$ for guarding the monkey's whoosh.

And the average US wall mart worker is proud to part of the team that sells a 60$ TV unfortuantely their intolerably low wages cost the US taxpayer $420,750 annually in public social services used by Wal-Mart workers whose low wages and unaffordable health insurance mean most of them are among the working poor.

Which is less than 0.5% of the CEO's salary...
Need we say more?

= Shame the Devil.

squiggley lines

by iosaf Thu Jan 06, 2005 23:15

President Bush earns 600,000$ a year for being president. If every U.S. executive who earns 600,000$ or more gives 1.5% of their income to aid charities and follows his example, relief projects will have enough cash to work.

UNICEF reports that one third of the donations they have received have come from US citizens. But UNICEF only account for one small part of the international aid effort.

Over 60% of corporate wealth is concentrated in the USA. And the highest salaries in the corporate world are paid in the USA.

Mr Bush works for 600,000$ thats a fraction of what the CEO of all Fortune 500 US citizens get paid.

Meanwhile on the other side of reality, the spanish mobile phone operators opened a text message service today, "help" to a three digit number, the operators transfered the value of over three million text messages in the first half of the day.

If Mr Bush and co, are in room 101 they're not alone. They're not alone in reading old books either...

by voldevort Thu Jan 06, 2005 02:31

4 toads.

Madelene Albright
Colin Powell
Ariel Sharon
& your brother Jeb.

they sprang from the cabal of evil which lied to us constantly in the name of peace and security.

maybe they had better go on a diet.
ask Schwarzenegger the rightous gentile for
an exercise regimine or something.

Agent Smith amongst many others attacked our little book, and the "game of cards" (devil's game if ever there was one) went off line, but it wasn't forgotten.
We saw you leave, we saw you find your new "bases" (is that not what Al Qaeda means?) and we saw you continue.

We replaced your stars with swastikas in the junior common room of the college of the Trinity when Negroponte was in Honduras.

You were still "useless" then, now Negreponte is in Iraq stalling democratic elections and we made him uncover the copy of Guernica.

Do you really think Condolence Rice, who plays Brahms, and saved Chevron Oil, the most powerful presbytarian in the world will save the fate of the hundreds of millions of american citizens regardless of race, creed and ethnic origin from the destruction of the constitution (we wrote) and the hatred you (as señor numero uno) are responsible for?

Or is it a clever game?
You know the enemy is in your territory, but you can't say, and thought to blame the invention of Clinton's CIA?

Was that Clinton's CIA?

You have a great deal of apologies to make.
a great deal of money to give.
a great deal of Satan to atone for.

Now when are you gonna begin?

by Harriiii potterrrr! Wed Jan 05, 2005 23:33

If you postpone the Iraqi elections
you undermine your mission of liberty and democracy.
If you stay as the occupying power of Iraq
you undermine the efforts of your soon to be ex -secretary of state to win friends in the muslim world.

If you leave Iraq.
If you feed the poor.
If you judge your own nation as harshly as you have had the audacity to judge others,
then and only then will you begin to make right the terribly wrong for which you as President of the USA are ultimately responsible.

Thereafter it is the book.
and the names.
and the lamb.
and all the trumpets blown,
all the vials poured,
you will come to the end of the game
you ought never have thought to start.

There is more real faith to move mountains
there is more real charity to feed orphans
in any city of Islam than in a shopping mall of your united states.

It is found where always it was found
amongst the poor, the poor who sheltered that child, the poor who noticed that choir, the poor who recognised that star and walked.

Shame the Devil Mr Bush
For he is the source of Lies.

by - Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:29

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a better President out of the White House never there was.

by european and south american press Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:26

was odd, but also concur that the absence of President (39º) James Earl Carter Nobel Peace laurette was notable.

"Peace is more than the absence of conflict. It encompasses democratic ideals and protection of human rights. Not only does the lack of peace often lead to poverty, it is as well one of poverty's many symptoms. Building peace and cultivating democracy prevents conflict and instability, improves governance, and strengthens the rule of law. When citizens are empowered, they use their voices to influence policy, protect human rights, and hold their governments accountable.

The Carter Center's neutrality and record of achievement give the Peace Programs the credibility needed to work nationally, regionally, and globally to advance many components of peace."

"The only thing this country has to fear is four more years of Bush"

"we couldn't observe a US election"

Thank you Mr President.

by MMV - ending your culture of winston smith = it's over now. Mon Jan 03, 2005 20:22

that today accompanied by President William Clinton and President George Bush [according to the fine constitution of the USA all presidents retain the title Mr President until their deaths] President George W. Bush visited in Washington District of Columbia the diplomatic missions of Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India and Thailand.

To say "sorry about being late".
and "Every American must give their bit"

Thank you Mr President.

Is that really you? all contrite and apologetic?

by background noiser winston Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:06

its like what's it like.
its like this is what people say.
its like this is what the people say.
its like looking at a wall covered in graffiti.
and knowing that humanity doesn't write essays.
humanity can't even spell for the most part.

humanity doesn't believe BB loves it.
who should BB pay attention to?
advisors and analysts?
essay writers?
thinktank reporters?
or should BB look at the wall?

as the Director general of the DGSE in France in reference to the ongoing "Julia affair" graffiti and schizoid chatter is more interesting to us than politician's well honed words and lies.

It's ok folks, back to normal now.
anodyne normality.
LOVE PEACE et cetera...

by iwantsometoo Mon Jan 03, 2005 04:26

Its either the mushrooms again or else someone sent him a bottle of poitin for xmas.

by clarity. Mon Jan 03, 2005 01:32

you allow us protest.
you welcomed the protest in Iraq as a sign of liberty being extended from the USA to another people at the same time as you ended it in the homeland.

Iraq is going to vote this year isn't it?
God Bless you Mr Bush.
Thanks for the offer of Texan liberty, but honestly, the kind we have over here in Europe is better. And sooner or later we just might not be taking the piss out of you, we might start thinking you are the reason for global terror. But we are reliant on your dollar and your markets ¿aren't we? And your religion. And your culture. And we want our kids to be fat. And we love Britney Spears. And we really appreciate the movies. And we support the war on terror.

¿don't we?

LOVE.
PEACE.
TRUTH.

by pc Mon Jan 03, 2005 01:25

???

by raspberry Mon Jan 03, 2005 01:23

Mr 43º
brother skull and bones.
the Wookie in charge.
the man on the phone.

by - Mon Jan 03, 2005 01:20

Since Cuba is between Guantanamo island and Florida and your little brother is in SE Asia maybe you should think about it.
Or are you still on holidays, trying to figure out how to tell all the little hobbitsiiis and men and elves and your own people
how your hate is love?
how your truth is lies?
how your peace is war?
or possibly you're realising how weak you've become.
maybe you're missing some of your friends.

"My fellow americans, those who held my strings are now dead with a remarkably high number of nordics amongst them, I'm sorry I'm a monkey, a gullible monkey, an ex drug addict monkey".

by ;-) Sun Jan 02, 2005 21:36

to be poisoned with Agent Orange Mr Bush?
but not quite enough to kill him
just enough to make everyone curious.

what's going on in Peru Mr Bush?

"the moment the great eye dies in the movie lord of the rings, the troll very clearly says phuket dat and runs off to go back to the mountains and be happy sitting around doing nothing, and all the orcsiiiis just disappear back into the abyss hell where they were made"

by charity Sun Jan 02, 2005 21:25

what's your homeland security rating now Kenny?
red?
orange?
yellow?
port blair in the indian ocean has ceased to exist.
phuket beach is gone.
phi phi is gone as well.
and you sent Condolence Rice to release a CEO from Indian custody after they arrested him for "abomination" on the net.
You can afford more aid.
all you need is love.

by tsk tsk tsk Sun Jan 02, 2005 21:06

"flag".
yes it was a flag.
with swastikas for stars.


All you need is LOVE
Mr Kenny.
it will get you through Death.
All you need is enough (=basta)
love to give to all your little neighbours.
coz earthquakes happen.
& we don't believe you anymore.
indeed we stopped believing you a long time ago, but you were so terribly decadent and arrogant and hung up on expensive low tech that you didn't notice.

by just doing a job. - cheap one @ that. Sun Jan 02, 2005 21:01

we like know Mr Bush is on holidays in Texas, and
you 're the one who gets to sift the background noise, along with your military ataché and all the others who went ashore in April 2004 and aren't accounted for.

You're probably very proud of Susan Ager of Dallas, Texas, who is the 2004 winner of a scholarship that covers tuition and housing for a full undergraduate degree from Trinity College Dublin.

Trinity College remembers one of the previous such scholars who abused their gift to use "incitement to hatred" legislation against the College the "silent sister" of Oxford and Cambridge and thus have a US where the stars had been replaced with swastikas in protest against Negroponte's then manipulation of Honduran terrorists in Nicuragua. Old Old hat. Negroponte is now ambassador to Iraq, perhaps you get to meet each other on occassion. Does he wear desert boots?

Anyway, all this reading material, and X rays and careful slow and patient analysis and following you lot around the globe must be hard on the head, sure even FG are calling for you to be a more civilised bunch.
http://www.examiner.ie/breaking/2004/12/23/story181686.html

So here is piece of american pie english
writing by Edgar Allen Poe, coz like you know over in Europe we stored up the secrets when you were still recovering from the Lamanites.

Oh yes but you hadn't got there yet had you?
no quite.
you were grubbing around in the dirt being scared of vampires.

Ask Mr Bush to say "I love you all" for us will you?
And tell him to leave the District of Columbia plates on the limousine when he goes to the western door of the Capital to get his seal of office.
And while you're at it, ask him if he believes in the Lucifer, you know the archangel whose job it is to be nasty on behalf of God the Father.

Oh and ask him if he plays chess.
And ask him when he's getting out of Babalon.
And tell him to watch Peter Seller's movie "the party".
And ask him why Neo in the Matrix couldn't out-do the merovingian and in trying ended up the Alps.
You know, your job relies on you filing good reports. Don't want to end up like Negroponte now do you?
Oh and tell him that though we are a peaceful nation, we sort of liked the JFK aircraft carrier on the grounds that we liked JFK and from our oldest to our youngest we still "tell the story". Perhaps someone will tell it to young Susan Ager, and decommissioning it now without being as honest as God the Holy Father (not the Pope great man) wanted his great leaders of men to be, is not winning him any points.
And ask him how he's sleeping.
And ask him was the death and destruction of Babalon and the pilfering of the library of Bagdhad worth it in the end?
And ask him do the aliens he gets to meet take the piss out of him as well.
And ask him
go on Ambassador Kenny
ask him.
hey has anyone ever said "they ..."
nope you're not Canadian.

by aunt lucy - retirement home Lima Sun Jan 02, 2005 18:16

it's the 2nd of January and you Señor Numero Uno have not yet made your address to your fellow citizens of the USA or the brave new world or even the martians.

"Very well educated it was Aunt Lucy who taught Paddington to speak English, to be polite and use good manners, and if the occasion demanded to 'give hard stares'. Aunt Lucy also told him about the many exciting and different people and places there were to visit in the world, and after she had passed on all her knowledge she sent him out into the world."

Your little brother has gone to survey the destruction of SE Asia which the archbishop of Canterbury thinks should cause people to doubt God, but alas the majority of victims believed in Shiva and didn't carry credit cards or live in palaces.
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/politics/10549876.htm?1c

nor could they afford the colour purple.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/opinion.cfm?id=3802005
http://www.teddy-bear-uk.com/TBUK_Main/TBUK_LearningCentre/TBUK_FamousBears/padd/lucy.htm
you know what happens to little bears when you shave off all their little hairs. swoop swoop.
rock rock. It has been long observed that ex-soldiers are the most problematic threat to democratic institutions. It has also been long observed that more than the fair share of senior South American military officers attended the School of the Americas where you (the system you represent) taught them about torture and coup d'etats. It has also been long observed that more than the fair share of senior military officers have cocaine problems. Indeed keeping them in coke keeps the rest of their people in peace.
http://iblnews.com/news/noticia.php3?id=122042
¿strange isn't it?

Speaking of Coke -

the first arrest in Peru for cocaine trafficking in 2005 was a japanese citizen, remember the japs Mr Bush?
Yes indeed they have contributed with you the most cash to rebuild SE Asia.
¿Shakespearian isn't it?
http://www.el-universal.com.mx/pls/impreso/noticia.html?id_nota=261906&tabla=notas

And though more than 80% of their people opposed war, they just for you want to change their post war constitution to go DO NORTH KOREA.

When are you going to DO NORTH KOREA Mr Bush?
tell us.
oh do.

we are waiting on your speech.
we are awaiting your leadership.
Great leader you.

by judith Sat Jan 01, 2005 22:39

his name was Brian.
Did you know Mr Bush you were invited to play golf in county Kerry in Ireland but your paranoia cancelled it, so you stayed in Drumoland, the home of the O'Brien family one of the royal families of Ireland where you remember you were photographed in your underwear through the bathroom window. Of course the royal families of Ireland all dissappeared along with King James.

terrible thing paranoia.

Now you get to make your happy new year speech just after the comet and just before the modern day "emperor of China" who just launched the third world wide web, (we launched the first).

Make it a good one.
Wookie supremissimo.
we *do* know you are really on the side of liberty you just got the mad dog rôle. ¿didn't you?

READ THE BOOKs AGAIN.

MMV - MCMLXXXIV = XXI

& this time don't try taking the D.C. plate off your presidential car when you go to get inaugurated.
Think of the poor indians of Columba.
You can afford a few hundred million $ aid more no?
We get the feeling that certain fortunes have just been left "to humanity". And only when corruption puts on incorruption will you get dat immortality. ;-)

pasalo

by - Sat Jan 01, 2005 22:09

-

Mr Eric Blair a.k.a. George Orwell "complicated character"

by winston, o brien, julia, charrington, goldstein, - parsons, ampleforth, symes Sat Jan 01, 2005 22:01

read it again.

"and his name shall be called emanuel"

;-) happy New Year
2005 = MMV
wherever you are from you can't be doing too badly if you've an internet connection
Love and cuddles
will save us all from the mediocrity.
Iosaf xxx Ipsiphi
"this is all plagiarism and forgery go write your own shite".

by winston and julia Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:56

for Jesus Mr Bush.
(dont tell the pope, but heck you didn't win any favours there why dont you ban the leonardo book for blasphemy?)

by Fr dougal and Pauleen at the DHSS Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:39

if that's your real name. Creepy things happen.
"there are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt in your philosophie"

Now when you joining the Euro club properly?

by xiii - a bakers dozen Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:36

El Pais showed us the photo of a helmet from Columbia within which was the only israeli and seventh jewish astronaut the man who bombed the iranian nuclear reactor to stem the spread of wmd.

remember him?
yes you do. like you remember the earthquake of Bam.

when are you gonna do Iran?
the American people expect answers
Chief in Staff Mister Numero Uno leader of the less than free world who doesn't get to meet nice aliens.

(we have a different sense of humour, just like the russians we needed to develop one to recover from the NAZIs)

by xii - "a dozen" Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:32

or you still get debris from Columbia coming down?

by xi - "roman numerals look like nordic runes" is dat code? Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:31

aint that sweet.
= read your shakespeare.
shakey DAT speare.

by x Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:26

you know the USA would fail the requirements to get into the EU we don't do that.
oh no sireeee
we dont do dat.

by ix Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:25

US english. But Canadians use several expressions.
how much will your dollar be worth come November?

by viii Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:23

the safest form of transport is a lift Mr Bush.
whereas planes sometimes just crash.

by 7 days a week Mr Bush - read your James. Sat Jan 01, 2005 21:09

to 350,000,000$
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4138763.stm
it is still less than it spent on bombing Babalon.
chasing Osama and stoking the global climate of Terror after the 911 event.
Every emergency call deserves a proper answer.

There is still war in many countries, war fueled by the military industrial complex which took control of the USA in the aftermath of the defeat in Europe 60 years ago of the forces of NAZI-ism an event which was followed by the defeat of centralised Stalinism the only two doctrines which approached Christian orthodoxy as being "antichrist". Your apocalypse has been over for years.

The world is not a safer place now, citizens of America. The world is a much more dangerous place, and though a few evil doers have indeed been killed their work is yet to be seen at home and in far away places, in deserts and in mountain regions, in night clubs, in banks, in governments in science and in health.

The USA must leave Babalon.
The USA could not prosecute that war.
You shouldn't have awoken her.

Mr Rumsfeld doesn't read newspapers anymore.
and intelligence advisors are unpopular and unheeded.

so Who will tell them?

All you need is Love.
Love your neighbours.
Love your creator.
fix the planet.
€=kyoto give or take a $

by 101 Sat Jan 01, 2005 19:14

http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/kjv.browse.html
King James Bible from viriginia home to the CIA and the writer of the USA constitution just about the size of Ireland.
http://www-tech.mit.edu/Shakespeare/works.html
MIT home to himself the Chomsky
bit smaller than Britain.
Don Quixote de la Mancha Cervantes
big book Mr Bush.
but you read spanish.
http://www.donquijotedelamancha2005.com

by o brien Sat Jan 01, 2005 19:07

here endeth the lesson
pass the plate.

by o brien Sat Jan 01, 2005 19:06

blame the young people.
blame someone.
but dont go blaming Big Brother.
his ways are mysterious and mighty
and almost everyone has an angle on what he wants.

by o brien Sat Jan 01, 2005 19:04

you may go for LURVE.
you may go for something else, PLASTIC JESUS, JESUS ON A CLOUD, JESUS IN GLORY sort of stuff.
up to you.
but remember till you get it right
you stay in room 101.
2+2=4
$=€=5

by o brien Sat Jan 01, 2005 19:03

said he loved his brother arabs in Libya (a non liberty dictatorship) coming up to the "holy season" and thus wouldn't like go to heavy handed for the "assasination plot" thing.

LOVE mister Bush.
it's all you need.
you can't subvert LOVE.
you can't subvert GOD.
you weren't qualified to call a crusade.

by o brien Sat Jan 01, 2005 19:01

you'd prefer to ask the Indians over on Port Blair?