How to turn a 200,000 person protest into a 2,000 person protest

national | anti-war / imperialism | opinion/analysis Friday May 07, 2004 03:30 by David C.

Several polls have shown that a solid majority of Irish people oppose the occupation of Iraq by the United States and oppose the use of Shannon airport by the US military. Over 100,000 Irish people protested against this war in February 2003 in Dublin, and Irish people are even more opposed to it now. It is obvious that with a little organization and planning an enormous protest of Bush's visit to Ireland could be made, involving as many as 200,000 Irish people. This would have a significant impact on Irish and US policy, on the coming US election and on the continuation of the war in Iraq.

How can this protest be avoided? How can Irish people be persuaded to stay home? How can we ensure that any action is as ineffectual and minimal as possible?

Here are some suggestions:

-Attach every little hair-brained personal cause you can think of to the protest!!! (anti-UN, anti-EU, etc)!!!!!
-Make sure that everyone can expect arrogant, violent punks to be running all over the place like football hooligans!!!!
-Hold the protest in Shannon, so that the majority of Irish people have to drive 5 hours and camp in a field to participate!!!
-Have lots and lots of squirrelly little self-important marxists groups take ownership of the protest!!!!
-Make sure that only smelly, hair-dyed unemployable knobs feel welcome!!!!! No ordinary people allowed!!!
-Don't listen to anyone who's opinion you disagree with!!! Ever.!!!!!!!!


Together we can smother this protest!!! Lets make sure that the opinions of Irish people about the war continue to go unnoticed!!!!

Well done Ambush2004!!! Well done Anti-war Ireland!!! Bush and his media moment are safe in your hands.